darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
weaselmittens: Blood type: $$$
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
snitskys: hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
thatfunnyblog: when i remember something embarrassing i did years ago
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt