May 2013
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
weaselmittens:
Blood type: $$$
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
snitskys:
hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
thatfunnyblog:
when i remember something embarrassing i did years ago
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
